Levare you forgetting things?
no
LevDO YOU EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?
Levonnnn
but imagine I said that like your mother says it
Levthat's not my name
that's my slave name
you don't have another
Levmy real name is Lashanda-a
the dash is not silent
you haven't lived
until you've walked barefoot in the rain
Levyeah, I haven't died either
until I've gotten pneumonia
that's not a valid argument
Levyour face isn't a valid argument
it never is
cause you can't argue with it
it's too lovely
Levoh
are we doing the thing where we're lying to ourselves?
cause I've been meaning to tell me that I'm not too skinny at all
real men have angles
arghhh
help me with something please
what's that movie
where a guy kills another guy
LevSpeed Racer
no
The Matrix
no
Breakfast at Tiffany's
wait shit no
Waiting for Godot
staaaahp
wait till you see fat I've gotten
Levhow fat have you gotten?
like a mammoth that's pregnant
oh my god
so fat
Levwatch it
WATCH IT
it's 7 seconds
and hilarious
wat
can't believe I wasted 7 seconds of my life for this
but
I'm no person to talk
I spend 15 minutes today singing a song to a block of cheese I bought
FAAAAG
LevDICK HOLSTER
why don't you go suck a cock
Levyou got to 'em all already
yeah, but I know you don't mind sloppy seconds
they call you sloppy lev the second
Levyeah, but you already sloppily got to those seconds
nothing left for me even if I wanted to
I am sorry
now you're all unsatisfied
and sexually frustrated
just don't put your dick in an alien's forehead
Levdamn
too late
she was neither of those things
she was reckless and insecure
and a party girl
but I don't know if she was amoral
Levclose enough
where did you get your info, lev
Levmakingshitup.paedia.org
oh yeah
I've got that on speed dial
very helpful for job interviews
Stefan: hey, that's really cool, can you send me the link?
renn: yes
st: you'll actually send it, though?
renn: yes
st: just please don't forget, you'll send it, right?
renn: yes
st: so you'll really send it?
renn: send what?
Levgoddammit renn
you were supposed to send it like a week ago
huh?
wha.. which one?
the what?
I...
ngh
:c
LevI'm gonna have to set the schedule back by like a month now
I hope you're fucking happy
no :c
I'm sorry
I don't even know what I did wrong
I don't remember what I forgot to do
Levjust...all of it
I'm barely even paying attention right now
oh, you know what I've come to appreciate?
the watch it later option on youtube
it helps me so much
Levyou know what I've come to not appreciate?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE YOUR REAL NAME?
AER U SURE U DONT WANT TO USE YUR REEL NAM?
Y? TELL ME Y YU DONT WANT
PLS
PLS TELL ME
I WNT UR NAM
GIV ME UR NAM
fucking youtube
I mean
does he even own a shirt?
all his clothes take up just one shelf in the wardrobe
not even a whole shelf
Levhe has no shirts
he just has the ability to grow colored body hair on command
every day is sweater day
LevD:
next time: nicolas cage's vampire
or literally any movie with james woods
or maybe I should watch james alone
oh james
I hold a special boner for you
Levew
please
stop
okay, do you want me to summarize this movie for you?
here I go
*banjo banjo banjo*
"Spiiiit"
"Gaturr"
"GUMBO"
Levno, renn
it's "banjo banjo banjo"
"redneck wants a hanjo"
"got eated by a gator"
"we will not see him laturr"
eww
this romantic subplot is so unnecessary
OH NOES
Levbut
the romeo and juliet subplot
it brings the strife and drama of bayou livin to mesh with the strife and drama of being eaten by gators
I don't give a phuuuk
that lady
is my favorite character
Levseriously
Kabirhelena bonham carter's retarded siamese twin
hahahaahahaha gator swim away
like it ain't nothin but a thang
and she is still smoking
what the hell
I love you
Kabirthis movie is intensely bad
every actor is made of autistic wood
it's fun because gators, though