progressive.
Levwoah
black policeman
progressive
and that one woman has dyed hair
and wearing pants!
what is this, the 46th century?
Levit's cute
she thinks she's people
pick-up line.
what the hell is a crapshot?
that shouldn't be a word in a pickup line
Levshould there be any words in a pickup line?
it should just be hip gyrations
of the southern wild.
Levit's like that other bayou movie we watched
the princess and the frog?
Lev...
no
I watched that by myself :c
Levthe other other one
the one with the little girl
and the giant buffalo
it was a warthog
Levyeah
and I have no idea what you mean
Levwhat?
how did you know it was a warthog
shhhh lev
I'm trying to watch a movie
inspiration.
Levmaybe I could make this into an app
and sell it to people
I would like some credit
for helping you come up with the idea
Levh...how?
I was the inspiration
LevI...
I have something to tell you
it...it was kabir's girlfriend
that was the inspiration
I'm sorry
:/
oh come onnnn
let me have this
JUST LET ME HAVE THIS
I guess we'll have to do that other thing
LevI guess we'll have to do that other thing
where we talk
without the crutch of a movie
...
Levor something
I'll find something to watch
I promise
Lev:\
I'm watching dexter right now
let's talk about that
Lev...
backspace.
Levkabir is incredibly retarded right now
so retarded
I walked in on him
just pressing the backspace button
cause it made a nice error noise
in a rhythmic pattern
"The Alright Wall of China"
Lev"The Alright Wall of China"
one of the seven landmarks of the world that evoke no strong feelings one way or the other
musical talent.
Lev"musical genius and sex symbol"
earl okin?
yes
Levno, I was talking about myself
msuical genius? what instrument do you play, the triangle?
Levthe...lady trumpet?
is there an equivalent of skin flutes for vaginas?
the triangle
is the closest thing
well
LevI...
in my case, at least
Lev:\
your vagina is weird
shut up
you sound just like my gynecologist
hurr.
WHERE IS MY HURRRR
LevYer hurr dun got cut
You look like what I imagine lesbian housewives from the 50s would look like
Like a background extra in maf men or something
Might be the wallpaper though
you haven't even seen me, brah
I look like audrey hepburn came back to life only to become more fabulous
not partying.
LevReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
hey heeey
LevI hate your face
what are you doing at this hour, man
Levjust got back home
partying?
LevI was having sex with someone
is that why you sound so happy even over skype
Leva certain someone called SCIENCE
oh jesus christ
villains.
Levall the ninjas look the same
I guess it's dark helmets against slightly darker helmets
Levwait, are those ninja robots?
those look like power rangers villains
Levno, they're not 30 meters tall
don't be silly renn
twerking.
AsadTwerkin' that hurricane!
It turned out all okay
LevWhat does twerkin' even mean?
KabirIf you don't know twerk it means you can't twerk
so you should twerk your ass right outta here
(I also do not know)
Asadit's moving your booty
Levoh, so that's the name of that
good to know that Asad continued his habit of shaking his ass at things that frighten him.
Kabirto be fair it is a viable method of propulsion
skype movie night (robo-geisha)
I
am
so
sorry
LevRenn
goddammit
we were supposed to have one nice movie night
just one
how was I supposed to anticipate butt-sword?
Levhow do the people in this movie feel about themselves, I wonder?
like the dinosaurs in the flinstones
'it's a living'
skype movie night (alien vs. ninja)
Levthat alien is a really good guy
so considerate
and those abs
keep your pants on, lev
it obviously does not go for the D
Levlook at all the holes
I could put my penis into
lock of hair.
and if that ginger guy fixes his hair one more time I am going to cut a bitch
Levthe dude is just like my roommate freshman year
with the same goddamn lock of ginger hair
that they love more than life
you lived with a ginger?
wow, dude
points to you
Levno
he had black hair
just one lock of hair that was dyed ginger
that he washed in my goddamn pasta bowl
HAHAHAH
Levhe cared for it like a tiny gay baby