sometimes this gets so cheesy
I think I can't handle it
LevWhat about the time where she had sex with the aliens?
could you handle that?
meh, this is japan
so I think they were actually holding back a little
Levyeah
the self restraint in this movie is amazing
if there's one thing the japanese know how to do
it's subtelty
hey
I was great, I didn't crash or anything
I don't know what you're laughing at
LevRenn
you are a wonderful person
...you're a good person
...you do alright
but you have to admit
that you drive like someone with cerebral palsy having a fit
I take all your generous compliments
and I reject all your criticism
Levapparently you said the same thing to your driving instructor
LevOur tv will probably be a bit smaller this year
btw
KabirWhatevs
We can compensate by getting intimate with the screen
Just get up all in them pixels
LevRight
Like
Motorboat that one flesh colored pixel
Kabirgo to town on that one pink one
LevHnnnnngh
KabirGreatest series of wildlife documentaries
hilarious
Levtrue facts about angler fish
the sequel to completely bullshit facts about angler fish
surprisngly did not win the pulitzer
hahahah
I'm refreshing my facebook personal info
and under 'languages'
it says "Bulgarian, English, Russian, German, Français, Romanian, French and French"
HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I SPEAK FRENCH
LevExcuse moi, je ne comprende pas
I totally speak it, dude
not only french
but also Français and french
LevBut can you speak fraaanch
we went to this swanky bar
and I hadn't eaten all day
so I guess I was model drunk
had cherry beer like a little gay bitch
Levoh god
that's the castrated testicles of alcohol
;/
LevI kid, I've drunk strawberry cider before
so I guess I am in no position to talk
HAHAHHAAHAH
WHAT ARE YOU, A FAAAAAG
YOU NEED SOME SWEETNESS IN YOUR BOOZE, YOU FAIRY?
why don't you just give up and order a cosmopolitan next time, you're not fooling anyone
Levhey
I won't let you use my choice in drinks to make me feel effeminate
I already have plenty of other things making me effeminate
much better things
like enjoying cuddling
or the presence of a dick
Levor quiche
I fucking love quiche
in fact, I'm going to go have some quiche for lunch
because I'm a lady
and I can
Levenjoy fagging it up at the faggatorium
I imagine this is how a real date goes
like, for people on blind dates or something
Levthis...actually, yeah
pretty much
goddamn, this is like an interview
where nobody cares
....
um... talk?
to each other?
maybe?
Levnope
I don't know
what do I know about dates and normal human interaction
Levthis has got to be a self parody
but what are they parodying?
what is this bad?
"umm, so... ummm... IS THIS A FUCK DATE??"
LevNO! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. BUT TOMORROW YES!
I completely forgot what kind of movie this is
what was this about?
what are we doing?
who am I?
Levwhen does the birdcopalypse start?
it's like the most mundane rom-com ever
although I have yet to see a hint of comedy
besides this ridiculous dance
Levshe dances kinda like you
I was about to say
that she dances the way a hot person should never dance
the only intelligent person in this movie
is the guy charging a hundred bucks for a gallon of gas
he's making the best of the situation by changing his business model
good for you, sir
Levthat's the capitalistic spirit that brought you to america probably yesterday
hahahahahh
makes a sale for a million dollars
"whoo-hoo"
Levguys
guys
whoo
guys
c'mon guys
Levjesus christ I'm so glad that movies don't do these shitty intro scenes anymore
when is this even from?
the 80s?
isn't this movie from like 2003?
dude
no
dude
Levno
c'mon
guess which year it's from
guess
Lev2007?
try again
Lev200..9?
2010 mothafucka
Levwhat?
I swear I am not making it up
it's from two years ago
when Inception came out
LevThe japanese have fucking toilets with better quality cameras
once every three or four months I see a black guy in the subway
and he sits next to me
and I ask myself
"I wonder how I can show this guy how super not-racist I am"
Lev"Oh god, black people gathered on the sidewalk. How do I walk by non racistly?"
"Eye contact? Yes. Wait. No. Too much. TOO MUCH. ABORT"
more like
"I am not going to look at him to show him that, unlike everyone in this subway, I'm used to seeing black people. I lived in PHILADELPHIA."
"But oh no, that looks like I'm avoiding him. Like I don't want to look at his black face"
"Look at him in a disinterested manner"
"Oh no, he's going to think that I'm not interested because I don't see him as a sexual object"
"Look at him sexily"
Lev"What if he thinks this is my constipated face"
"Do NOT shit yourself"
"What if he thinks I have the jungle fever?"
"DO I have the jungle fever?"
"What is reality?"
"Stop it, black man!"
and then he gets out at his stop
I feel a strange sexual attraction to the villains in shitty kids movies
Levwow
that is
the most fucked up thing
I have heard in a while
OH MY GOD, STEVE BUSCHEMI IS IN THIS?
MY GENITALS ARE SO CONFUSED
Levset labia to buschemi
I feel bad for actors sometimes
he had done Fargo and reservoir dogs before this
LevYouTube pulcino pio
and watch it
all the way through
no
LevDO IT YOU WHORE
I'm watching buschemi get licked by lizards right now
I have my own priorities
LevTHIS MORE IMPORTANT
NOW HE'S RIDING THE LIZARD
oh, Steve
Levalso, I wanted to remind you
that your face looks like someone came at a squid with a cheese grater
why would someone do that
LevI don't know
I also do not know
why they would give birth to you
I'm a gift to the human race, dude
Levlike Polio
or load times on streaming videos
you guys are drowning in my awesomeness
Levthat's not awesomeness
it's just oily discharge
from your fat rolls
those are boobs, lev
Levoh, honey... no.