AsadThis is the most pussy thing uve ever done lev
LevI don't know, there was that one time I sodomized you
I think that's probably the most pussy thing anyone has done
;/
I don't want to hear about your saturday nights, guys
Levhey
no
saturdays are for going out with people I like
I sodomize Asad on tuesdays
because what the fuck ever happens on a tuesday?
Asad sodomy
that's what
well, that's the main purpose of the exercises
you'd love them
LevI go to the bathroom too easily
I've had to throw away too many jorts this spring
ew.
why do you have jorts.
I said why do you have jorts.
what the actual hell.
how's your girlfriend
I couldn't find her on Facebook to stalk her
does she not have one?
LevI think she does
but I'm not friends with her on it
you guys are so fucking deep
Levthe chances of being asked to participate in a devil's threesome are too goddamn high
I read this story about this guy
who was in a threesome with his man-friend
and while the girl was blowing the two of them, they'd try to make each other laugh
so
what I'm saying is
Levno.
Levwhy are you sleep deprived?
Asada mixture of jet lag and sickness
im about to crash
hoping it goes away tomorrow
Levit's good thing you didn't crash in the plane at least
cause then everyone would think all packies are terrorists
...wait
LevOh yeah
happy anniversary of your womb jailbreak
What is it now? 21?
That's a lot of years of cuntery
Asadthats the nicest wish anyone's ever given
LevTell Stefan to shut up
and that when I'm done with exams we're doing some BA
and then tell him to shut up again
wow
he has a lot of shutting up to do
Levbetter pencil it into his schedule
10.00 shut up
11.00 shut up
12.00 lunch
13.00-17.00 shut up
18.00 fuck yourself
19.00 pass out with dick in hand
23.00 shower of shame
Levuse your D less for pissing and more for probing into the depths of that quote to penetrate the core meaning of that speech, buxom in the amount of meaning within it.
KabirIt's like you're a high Asad
Levhow?
oh, you mean how he reads Jane Austen?
and is like "Dude...this shit is like...so deep"
KabirI'm talking about stuff like
"Ah, but it was lost to the ashes of time
which raises the question: who burned time?"
Asadapparently something was taken from you recently
Levyes
someone stole all the shit from my ass
and named it Asad
and now it's talking to me
Asadthats just dumb
why would you say something like that
That's like saying someone took the accumulated ballhairs from the bathroom and compiled it into you
Oh no, wait, that's totally believable
Levfuck the world, I'm gonna make my own one
where instead of handshakes there's fellatio
and...
no, I'm done
that's pretty much it
I'm game
I can come, right?
Levhehe
cause...fellatio
and
yeah
and I do mean that both ways
you ruined my joke
Levhey now, you're an independent, empowered woman
you ruined your own joke
it's okay, I'll die wise and dignified, surrounded by friends and family
Levhah
wise and dignified
"surrounded by family"
that's an odd euphamism for "mourned by my cats"
and "mourned by" is a euphemism for "face eaten by"
nibbled, more like
my cats will be nibblers
Levthe saddest part
is that you have planned out what kind of mastication style your future cats have
it was a slow weekend
Levitalian internet is kinda slow
like most italian things
LevI didn't know you had italian ancestry!
I looked it up in the dictionary
sex is when a penis goes into a vagina
everything else is a-okay
Kabirsweeet
Levoh, good news then, Kabir
I didn't actually fuck your mother after all
hahahahahah
stupid autocorrect
I only write three ha-s
and it corrects it to more
it totally exaggerates how funny I find something
just for the record, lev
that was an okay joke
Kabirwhatever renn
you laugh uproariously
at everything we say
I smile occasionaly
and reluctantly
LevIt's an entire country made out of chocolate, honey, and not giving a shit
KabirI like that third part
Asadtotally not suited for lev
since shitting is pretty much all he does
LevI take very reasonable shits
it's my angry birds playing that sends things into overtime
KabirHave you been flinging your turds at peoples' carefully stacked toilet paper rolls again?
THIS ISNT A GODDAMNED GAME
LevGoddammit, emancipator is in london when im not there
Asadno one gives a shit lev
here here