takeoff.

LevThey have this one project
where they're trying to do space manufacturing
which is how I really think space travel is going to take off
hehehe
get it?
get it?
and
cause...space travel
and
take off?
cause spaceships take off
and stuff
but it's ironic
cause the ones I'm talking about
wouldn't

punning.

KabirThis is no time for roulette, Asad
WE HAVE PUNNING TO DO
AsadThe title of your documentary: The Stone Collector
LevI don't get it
KabirI think he was just offering what he thought was a cool name
Levoh
Jesus
the one time the subject is actually puns
and he cocked it up

geologists.

I need your help with a pun
so, when I was making my travel video
we were filming in the village
and it's a small village, so people started talking
and in literally a few hours there was a rumor that Stefan and I were geologists that were filming for some reason
so I want a nickname that has geologists in it
LevYou should hit on someone
and say "Dayum, you lookin' stalag-tight"

date.

also, we should go speed dating
...seriously, I need to go on a date
my last date went horribly
we went to this pretentious play
I don't think I'm gonna call him again
LevI bet you fucked him anyways
... my bed was just so cold and empty
LevThe guy from the previous night hadn't even packed his shit up yet!
not my fault, man
I don't wait on them, I just mate on them
Levyou need jesus

rude.

Asadalso you should go to legoland!!!
Levyou should suck my dick
Asadim serious
do you even know what it is?
its an entire theme park made out of lego
Levyour mom is an entire theme park made out of dicks
Asadthats just rude
Levtitties
Kabirsuch rude
Levtitties
Kabirall the rude
Levtitties

grower.

but then what will you wear to all your other laser tag parties?
Lev~nothing
yes
good distraction
you will startle your opponents with your nakedness
and laughable penis size
LevI'm a grower :c
I guess the answer is to run around with an erecion

gay frogs.

Asadwhaddup gay frogs?
KabirDid asad just say 'gay frogs'?
Levyes
KabirWhat the hell does that mean
Levthat's the mating call
for gay frogs
he was just trying to find a date for prom
Kabirgay frog prom
huh
new story idea
Levnew erotic story idea*

gay.

LevI'm confused
who is gay? (not me)
I'm confused
Lev is gay?
KabirLev is gayest
the gay-master
KabirHe's not just gay
gayest
gay maestro
gaestro
lev
lev
I know what you are
LevI am a leader of men
KabirYes
you lead men
into your bum

bail money.

Levbut seriously
I might need bail money
can I just paypal it to them?
Levuhm
...
yeah, why not?
just send it to this account:
totallyscotlandyard@levsinbox.com

hahah.

Asadalso stop being indecent
noone wants to see your penis
literally no one
HAHAHHA
Levdid you just laugh at your own joke?
dude...

cleaning ladies.

LevSo...I just showed my dick to the cleaning lady
Kabir... On purpose?
Levno
I forgot to lock the shower door
KabirOh
whatevs
cleaning ladies see all sorts of penis
Levstop showing cleaning ladies your penis
Kabirdon't take this away from me

nb.

Asadshit man
she seems nb
Levsoz
nb?
Asadnot bad
Levgo fuck yourself

email comedy.

Kabirwe don't do as many comedy things
as we used to
mr. gaypants
Levbecause I'm not in the goddamn country anymore
that's going to put a damper on things
also you're in class when I'm awake, we can try by email
but that would be the gayest thing we've done

Gay like you

Levthat’s so gay brah
that’s daily use butt plug gay
Kabirless gay than you
you’re arched-wrist feather-boa gay
Levyou’re cock in mouth gay
pretty direct
just how you like cocks
Kabiryou’re lisping hairdresser gay
requires a bit of nuance
just like the various methods you take it up the bum
Levat least I’m not low down glory-hole gay like you
KabirBitch I’m a primal beast
At least I’m not hoity-toity only-fuck-me-if-you-have-nice-shoes gay like you