trying to find a wordpress theme to pirate
and looking for a new web host
mine sucks balls
Levwhy?
that sounds like a nice ancillary feature
yeah, well
it's really bad at it
so it just, like
cradles them
and it's creepy and weird
and I have to buy them breakfast afterwards
and I was saving the bacon for someone special
Levit's like a scrotumthrone
no, it doesn't feel royal at all
Levdo you still have functioning regal receptors on your testicles?
...
duh
Levjust checking
they usually degrade with age
and you're...well
you know
omg dem visuals
much colorful such amazing
Levpaint bucket tool
hodor
HODOR
Levwhat the shit is this, you have two tumblrs now?
dangerous road, yo
dangerous road
my hipster levels are lethal
LevI'm suffocating under filtered photos of meaningless shit
Levyou know how much those horse carriage rides are?
like 50 bucks
that is not a wise business decision
for how long a ride?
LevI don't know
1 horse carriage ride's worth of meters?
my laptop's battery is on 6%
and I have to get up for work in 5 hours
hope you appreciated my sacrifice
Levtrust me
the sacrifice was mine
oh how I've missed you
it was an accident
like your inception
that's the correct word, right?
yes it is
it means whatever I want it to mean
Levconception
i.e. how your mother and I created you
you motherfucker
...
Levit's a fucking graph
how do you fuck up the graph?
Bitch don't understand graph making
I'd get rid of the grid
but that's about it
minimal is best
Levno renn
that's dumb
you can't have a graph without a grid
that makes it less useful
in some cases you can
Levbad renn
BAD
NO
NEVER
NO GRAPHS WITHOUT GRIDS
tonight
are you up for it?
Levyes
innn
like
several hours
LevI SAID YES YOU WHORE
I WAS JUST SPECIFYING A CONVENIENT TIME FOR OUR JOINT ENTERTAINMENT YOU IGNORANT SLUT
LevI UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENTIONS YOU CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WENCH
GREAT
I'M HAPPY THAT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT
I WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT THAT
YOU
you
...
dick-butt
LevI forget where
butts
Levbut I think I've seen an animation of an endless matrix of dickbutts
probably the british museum
that's where it belongs
you have Bulgarian ancestry
it's time to admit it
that's the reason behind your manly brows
Levonly the parts of me that like to lick electrical sockets
now you have a choice
you can either claim that you don't have Bulgarian ancestry and therefore acknowledge that your brows are stupid-looking
or you can admit your brows are manly and accept your heritage
Levor I can say I have no bulgie ancestry and say thank you for calling my brows manly
no, that's…
that's not how you play the game
geez, lev, don't be a cockblock for my rhymes
Levdon't be a cockblock for blockcocks
are those cocks made out of blocks?
like legos?
ew, lev
don't ruin my childhood
Levlegoman gotta get his legodick wet
why
that is not something that needs to happen
stop it
LevIMMA GET THAT LEGOPUSSY ALL LEGODICKKED LEGOSHAWTY
OH YEAH
INSERT THAT BLOCK INTO THAT OTHER BLOCK
LevOH YEAH WORK THOSE PLASTIC HINGES
ADD MORE LEGO BLOCKS TO DAT LEGO COCK
Levgoddammit
the only think I hate more than people tacking on hashtags at the ends of things
is people replacing words in sentences with their hashtag equivalents
weird
americans are weird
here we barely use hashtags
only one I ever saw become popular was the hashtag for the protests
Levwhich sorta makes sense
because that's actually a public thing
that can have a standardized hashtag
but not fucking "lol took a #massive #poop, it was #huge"
"seriously guys, I have a #digestive #tract #problem"
Levbut I have to leave at like 7ish
wow, look at you, party girl
Levto visit my folks
don't get sloppy drunk
LevI'm always a very classy drunk
it was the beer
it was the whiskey
it was the wine
it was the rum
it was the brewwwwww made by the devil
that made me embarass myself in front of my elders and prove to be a huge diappointment
LevI was drinking in my home one night and I had one too many
my mother said "get it together"as I threw back another bloody mary
I pissed meself and punched my dad
it made for a christmas very merry
One fateful night I got drunk with my friends
Reckless and young, we thought the fun would never end
But when we went to pee on someone's ride
We found that there were seven cops inside
alright, I'll be rooting for your faggy engineer problem
Levand I'll be rooting for your faggy blowing clowns in a back alley
omg so hot
LevI like that the url specifies non-sexy clown
like there was a danger it was going to be a sexy clown
even though I specifically wrote "sexy clown" in google
Lev, just eat a goddamn vegetable
Levwhat, like...something from the ground?
where animals shit?
sorry, I'm trying to be healthy
the food you eat can literally give 50 elephants cancer
Levwell
somebody has to suffer for my eating habits
it's like the Picture of Dorian Gray, but instead of a picture, it's 50 elephants, and instead of aging, it's cancers
good morninggg
hey lev
get up
it's time to rise
Levshut up your face
I'M SORRY LEV
SOMETIMES I FORGET I'M A WOMAN BEFORE I SPEAK
