Levthere are literally no other women, Kabir
none
this tale of fuck-uppery has spread throughout the world
and none want to be seen with you
KabirIf there are no other women, Lev
There's always you
Leveven I am wary
of sticking it in your bum
and it is one of my most cherished pastimes
KabirI am merely ~weary of ~your bum
For it lacks the dynamism and elasticity it once had
LevI do have an intimidating badonk
LevI also got that song from an alcohol commercial
like the Elkcloner one
I should just start watching booze ads for song discovery
there should be a whole genre of music like that
it's going to be called
boozecore
LevI'm pretty sure that's a genre where drunk people stutter into microphones
and then get belligerent
Is that what's in store for me?
Levin store for you?
you were already there
6 years ago
I was a soccer mom before I even knew what that was
Levmaybe that means you'll get funner as you age
since you started off at the pinnacle of sadness
Levit's just something you would have done, though
it completely fits into my image of your younger self
What image is that
Levwell, you were stuck in a place that you saw as largely bland and the same. You wanted to lash out in some kind of individualistic rebellion, and you did it in the most amazingly embarassing way.
Levmaybe she just wants me for my bod
and doesn't really give a shit so long as I'm sexing her good
Don't flatter yourself
Levsexing her at a mediocre level
please wear the t-shirt I bought for you tomorrow
I have this feeling you don't like it
and it's making me so sad
have you worn it?
be honest
Levyes
in fact I can't wear it tomorrow because it's dirty because I wore it two days ago
at what occasion did you wear it?
to the gym?
yeah, okay, THANKS
Lev...
you pick the weirdest neuroses
Levyou're not an octopus
you can't just spray confusion in my face and run away
really, cause it's been doing wonders for me when I'm talking to you
Lev...I'm confused
ha-haa!
awkward situation evaded
once again
to the perplex-mobile!
Levyou are the worst superhero
:/
I'm perplexo
that sounds like a brand of tampons
LevWhen you don't know whether you're on your period or not, perplexo!
Levhow about this for the "what would your friends say about you"
"She owns far too many hats"
it's not too lolrandom
it's not narcissistic
it's not true
Levrenn
you had so many hats that I somehow started gaining hats
:/
you're missing out on some serious yiffing, man
Kabirwhat is yiffing
...
nothing
it means nothing
is what it means
Kabir: /
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry
okay, and when you're done with the pontypool story
send it over
...
hope you don't name it pontypool though
KabirIt's a different story!
It'll be called
Rontydool
what is up with you and ugly puppies today?
stop sending me pictures of ugly animals
Levtwo pictures of ugly puppies
that's two more than I ever needed
Levc'maaan
the pugvengers one made your day better
and you know it
I hate pugs
Levoh yeah
they are dumb as shit looking
but that's what makes them so hilarious
I'm going to help a friend with some homework
you just sit here and think about the fact that I possibly compared you to a pug
enjoy
:/
I hate pugs.
this movie...
jesus christ
I can only imagine what it's like working for Lynch
he calls you on the phone at 4 am
"Okay, for tomorrow, I need a one-legged woman, a monkey, and a lumberjack"
Lev"We told you to stop using the movie budget to fulfill your sexual fantasies, Mr. Lynch"
oh my god
I'm reading a book with jokes that jay leno used to make as a child
and every single one is just decreasing my sense of humor
they are that bad
there was one
and I swear I'm serious
that was funnier when I didn't get it
try to wrap your head around that
Levthere we go
at least you remember ~some English words
shut up, I'm talking
shut your word-whole
Levword-hole*
word-making hole
asswhole
LevRenn
go to bed with what dignity you have left
I have dignity
I have a hole lotta dignity
Levoh damn
I thought you were doing the rhyming thing on purpose
I.. was?
Levwere... you?
no :(
I am not smarty smart
smarty pants
I don't have them pants
Levwon't that get you arrested in Turkey?
I'm in my room, foo
I can sodomize my teapot if I want to
LevI.. w.. please don't
Also h.. How?
with my sodomizing kit
never leave home without it ;)
Levoh god
that's awful
not the sodomy thing
the winky face