google searches.
I think my google searches say it all
'henna tattoo designs'
'how to make a henna tattoo'
'how to wash off henna from skin'
ego-boost.
Levat least
ego-boost
right?
big one
people come up to me and say
wow, you are so intelligent
they don't know I almost electrocuted myself the previous night
saddest thing.
Levso now I will have to get drunk and play amnesia all on my lonesome
;c
that's the saddest thing I've heard all week
Levgoddammit
you and Alba just both said that to me
for two completely different things
ngh.
quit your class-attending
or IT-supporting
and attend this conversation
and support this...
support...
ngh
:/
worst.
Levyou son of a bitch
:D
Levremember how I said you were the worst?
you are the worster
the worstest
the worstliest
Levyou're so much the worst that you should change your home town to worscestershire
reverse cow.
I was just too much for him
sexually
Levyeah, you damn near crushed the life out of him every time you got on top
;/
our favorite position
was reverse cow
LevI thought it was called reverse cowgir- oooooooooooooh
movie review.
by train
which is the best way to get anywhere
Levexcept for when they derail
or burn down
or explode
like in source code
man, that was one swanky train though
Levis that movie worth watching?
only if you're stuck 10,000 feet in the sky
I watched it on my way to america
it's barely memorable
it was on a train
that guy from donnie darko was there
and a bomb also
so... yeah
MOVIE REVIEWS, GET THEM ON WWW.RENNREVIEWSMOVIESINFIVELINES.COM
LevI hoped that was an actual website : (
excuse me while I go and make it real
I'm onto something here
Levyes, you can entertain literally several people
maybe even severals
one liner.
LevMy battery is about to die so if I stop responding suddenly it's because nobody loves you
hip.
LevI miss the 90s
KabirWhen you used to be a dance-superstar
you shouldn't dance in your 60s, lev
you'll break your hip or something
LevI already got them both replaced
I'm ready for anyhting
except a spelling bee
inner dialogue.
I feel so fat and ugly
why did I do it
Levbecause the cake sat there
beckoning you
your mind thought "no, my cankles shan't surpass the size of my face"
but your stomach disagreed
"no" it said
"get in mah belly" it said
"all of god's creation shall be mine" it said
jaws of life.
LevRenn
Renn, you are not Persephone
I never said I was
LevPersephone could go to the toilet without needing the Jaws of Life
I just googled 'jaws of life'
and I do not like what you're implying there
chip eating.
KabirLev
Your chip-eating is the single loudest thing in this house somehow
It is some sort of sonic anomaly
that eats through walls and burrows in your ears
Not even the bassiest speaker--
Not even the noisiest jackhammer
Not even the 140 decibel scream of a jet engine
Can compare to your chip eating
Levthe sounds of my mastication shall be heard across the globe
bacon.
bacon, please
Levcool
it'll just be...delayed
what.
I already got a plate ready
what do you mean it'll be delayed
WHERE IS MY BACON
Levlisten
it takes a considerable mobilization of people and equipment
to raise and produce the amount of bacon that would be an actual noticeable quantity for you
I want to do this right
so
you will have to wait
until we can at least double the amount of pigs in the world
WELL THEN BREED ME SOME PIGS TO SACRIFICE!
LevI'M TRYING PLEASE DON'T KILL MY CROPS I NEED THEM TO FEED MY FAMILY
ARGHHHHHH BY THE POWERS OF THE SEA I WILL HAVE BACOOOOOOOOON
Levoh goddammit
your tsunami drowned all the pigs
you are the shittiest goddess
new page.
LevI ate a whole bag of cheesy balls
ew.
LevI am awful
awful and fat
Levy...es
don't you think it's time to turn a new page
one where you don't slowly kill your body?
LevI tried
but my fingers are too fat
I don't have the dexterity to manipulate just one page
sour patch.
besides, I had a salad or something
Levhow could you, a salad? you'll get so fat
I know, right?
I'll have some sour patch kids to balance things out
Levscience is amazing
feeding children slimfast and then eating them was a brilliant idea
and they also have the power to make me hate myself
Levsuch a great product