LevI just like making lewd jokes, okay?
But I do that to literally everyone
Including men
like
like a sexual joke?
LevYes...
the things you do to get a laugh
LevIt's like crack
I snort hilarirocks
would love to get my hands on some
LevThey are hard to get in bulgaria
The market is satuated with depprextasy
Kabirso whiny
I want food
meeeeow
food please
meow! meoooow
God, go hunt a mouse or something. Jesus, Cat
I've got 33 new notifications
he liked every single one of my profile pictures
even the ones I'm not in
Asad:O
omg
somebody lurrvess you!
somebody wants to have my head in his freezer
LevDude guy
Bordylands
Unless the loud hindi music means you are wanking
LevI know, Renn
I ~know
do you?
Levyes
that was easy
oh, I guess you do
Levyup
you would make a shitty journalist
"9 billion people have died from music piracy"
"is that true?"
"yes"
Breaking News: Billions dead from Kazaa
on page 2: "What is Kazaa?"
Lev"a 90's kid speaks out"
Kabirno
shh
yes
Kabirno, this pillow is just to make your face comfortable
feel how fluffy it is
ghhgygfghhhhh
Kabiragainst all of your breathing-holes
shhh
shhhhhh
hchxjnjnjj
Kabirso fluffy
the fluffliest
ggghheett oojff mmeewee kkasdbibfirrrr
KabirShhHHhhHHhHHhHHhhh
LevWhere did you even run across the word "cooper" in reference to a barrel maker and repairer?
Did you just wake up one day and be like
"Holy shit, who makes all my barrels?"
KabirNo
I actually... don't know
Then again, I also can't remember when I ran across the word 'word' either
LevYeah, but that's because you learned it at an age from which you can't retain memories.
KabirThen how would I have... learned it?
DUN DUN
duuuuunn
LevMy whole social circle will crumble to dust
and I will be left with nary a friend to console me
do you see what you've done?
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
no
I'm still trying to figure out if 'nary' is a real word
it's like you don't want me to talk to you
KabirDon't be like that
C'mon
don't wink at me
KabirYou know I'm a cool dude ; )
Oh
You should have given me that warning earlier
I don't like how I was so starkly predictable there
I will revise my wink tactics
and make them winktastic
oh god
so much pain
Kabirall I have to do is move an s
you're causing me
arghhh
...argg
KabirI'm so sorry
no
KabirRun
Leave
no
Kabirbefore it takes you too
Before...
don't use another
KabirAurgh
AUrGH
oh god, here it comes
KabirSave yourself!
( ;
Any day when I make you feel terrible is a good day for me
Lev: |
: (
Kabir: C
: O
That's when you are so sad that our mouth actually turns into a circle
LevOr as Kabir likes to call it
"Meet me at the back"
In other Prague news, I followed a man and his 50-pound luggage from the airport to the centre of the city just to see him get off the bus and walk straight into a KFC
KabirHAHAHAHAHA
Levwhy were you following him specifically?
Coincidence
We were both going to center city
Except I was headed towards something less sad
LevI don't believe you, Renn
KabirThe only coincidence was that you were looking for a fat man to follow,
and he happened to be a fat man
LevShe never said he was fat
KabirDude
His prime objective upon reachin a city was to find and penetrate a KFC with his gluttonous flab
He was fat
LevDude
we've done that
we went on a 2 hour epic quest
to find a KFC
Oh... Why.
Why are You guys so sad
KabirIt was my idea
I make the mundane into the fantastic
KFC run?
No.
It is a bard's tale
...A lard's tale
it's okay
you can use my moisturizer if you need to express an emergency emotion
oh wait, I forgot you have like a gallon of your own
KabirI do
Moisturizer is a great, great invention
I still don't know what you're using it for
no
I mean I am politely pretending not to know
KabirTo moisturize
I legitimately use it!
Like
sure you do
Kabirfor my hands and body
(especially the entire penis area
.
.
.
.
what with all the masturbating)
LevAnyways, I have to go do ITA things, so if you come up with a retort send it on What's App
oooooh, look at you and your important ITA things
"ring me on my whatsapp, I have a com-pu-ter to support"
Levnot for a computer, a fancy ITA dinner
oh, it's a dinner
so fancy
what are you going to eat
chips?
they'll be comically small
so you'll call them microchips
oh wow, guys, aren't you hilarious
Levno
You're a nerd
and I'm a nerd
and we're both hipsters
just look at the percentage of indie songs on our playlist
Bitch, please
You can only dream of being as pretentious as I am
LevPlease
I am so far up my own ass it's like I'm wearing myself as a skin
Kabiryes
and also not-yes
it's a double meaning
It's a schrodinger's comment
ooh, look at you and your high-brow jokes
should I mention Kafka in one of my penis commens now?
KabirMaybe you didn't laugh because you weren't reading through a monocle
The monocle is essential
And also, yes you should
let me get it
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I haven't been so delighted by an anecdote since I played cricket with my fellow gentlemen from the country club
KabirOne morning, when Mohammad Kabir woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous penis