fat pose.
Levhey
Kabir
fuck you
my fat pose is scientifically proven to be superior
KabirYour fat pose isnt 135 degrees
135 degrees is reasonable
Not your absurd 175 degree neck-lean
front page
KabirShit, Lev got on the front page of reddit!
AsadHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LEV
you are so fucking weird!
And it's about shitting
Why am I not surprised
retarded animals.
Levso many good gif effects on that animals being retarded gallery
it's nice to know that sometimes animals don't know what the fuck they're doing either
Kabirdid you assume they did?
we're probably the smartest of the bunch
and we're idiots
dip.
I pity the next person you sleep with
or next thing
that vacuum cleaner
Lev: /
or a bag of meat
knowing you, it would probably just be a can of lobster dip
LevI guess the swelling ~would make it look more impressive
should be your pre-coitus ritual
you'll call it your penis dip
and all the whores will come to you
all the fat whores
The Big Two-Zero
KabirAnyway
20 sucks
20 is the new 40
Fat old and balding
Worst
Levseriously
dude guy
you got like
14 days of life left
and then you're going to start shitting yourself
uncontrollably
KabirI'm just going to spend it on hookers and blow
I'll craft a hooker-shape in the blow pile
and fuck-snort it till I die
LevI think that was an episode of CSI
KabirYes
starring me
Credited as:
Fuck-snorting Man
Levthey actually credit with what you do now instead of who you are for extras now
so you misread it
it was actually "Fuck-snorting Men"
rightly tell.
KabirRight, but you cant rightly tell if they're speaking with a British lilt or not
It'll be easy to say if theyre speaking cockney, ebonics, or southern debutante
Lev"can't rightly tell"
what the fuck are you, a chimney sweep?
Nickname
LevKav is not a new nickname
it was my first nickname for you
in fact
you're still in my phone as 'Kav'
KabirKab was the first
Which I hated
Kav was better
Levwell
Kav it is
KabirDont be offended if in some matters I appear...
Kavalier
LevI still would recommend you stop...
Kavorting...
with ladies of the night
KabirI'll cease my activities if they would just stop paying me.
This is my...
Kaveat
LevMaybe we could talk this deal over at...
Kavenough's
KabirDo they serve bananas?
I prefer...
Kavendish
LevIt doesn't matter, 'cause we got you now motherfucker
you ain't gonna get no help from the...
Kavalry
KabirI dont need to go on the offensive.
This is where I tactically retreat, into a...
Kave
Levdon't you go starting a...
kaval
KabirThis year is going to be rough
fun.
Kabirso in the title link it just says
Aug 13th: fun
Levhah
Kabirwait no
NO
fun. is a band
MOTHERFUCKERS
LevHAH
YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED
FOOLED I SAY
KabirCURSE YOU, FUN UNCONVENTIONAL BAND NAAAAAAMES
LevFunconventional
Two Hundred Large
KabirHow much does windows cost anyway
Lev~200 large
Kabir...
200 thousand dollars?
What are these words coming out of your mouth
I'm going to take a shower now
to rid myself of the memory of you using slang terms
Levno
just 200 comically sized single dollars
is what I meant
Kabirno
Levyes
Kabiryou cant slip out of this one, brah
I will forever remember you as the big dummy who not only used 'large' but then used it improperly
Do you think in those big gangster movies when a character says
'You own me five large, get it to me or I'll kill you'
They were just going:
'Yeah gimme my five bucks, mang'
Levyes
no
fuck you
I haven’t slept all night
KabirHah
At the end of a huge laborious heist movie
They break open the vault and the gold shine flashes on their faces
"How much you think we got?"
"Oh, shit!"
They laugh and smile
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
"We have 750 large!"
YEAH 750 WHOLE DOLLARS
ALL THOSE CAR CHASES AND ORCHESTRATED DECEPTIONS WERE WELL WORTH IT
Levwhy don’t you suck on five large
dicks
right in your mouth
I’m going to sleep
Kabirrest up
get at least 7 large hours
terrible cake.
I found the best recipe for cake ever
no milk, no eggs, no flour
and it's not disgusting
Levis it just a bowl of water?
almost
it's just oat bran and walnuts with oil and a spoonful of milk
and you eat it with a spoon
and while you do that to yourself
you're saying
'mmmmm, cake'
... that makes it a cake, right?
Levno
:/
Levthat makes it the hitler of baked goods
I'm going to make it for you EVERY DAY
until all your tastebuds die
LevI will shank your face
parent sex.
LevYou know what's worse than hearing your parents have sex?
Almost hearing your parents maybe having sex. Because, then, every innocous sound becomes something terrible that hides in the night. And you're laying there thinking 'Well, maybe they aren't...but if they aren't and I think they are, how terrible does that make me'?
It's like how a balltap can be worse than a straight up punch to the nads
but instead of intense testicle pain it's kind of an enduring sadness that you had to be there
nice.
what are you talking about, I'm always nice to everyone
even you, fatass
Levyou're only nice when you're paid to be
whore
don't make me wink at you
I'll do it
career plans.
I could be an awesome truck driver
dispatcher... I don't know
I tend to not make sense when I talk
Leva quality often sought after in dispatchers
I should be reaching for the stars with my career
not just strive to be a truck dispatcher
I can be whatever kind of dispatcher I want to be
Leva penis dispatcher is your calling
robot sex.
KabirWall-E couldve been the girl
Who knows
They're robots
They dont have sex : /
they kind of looked asexual
which makes sense
but I think it was a he
he was dirty
and a lady would never let herself go that way
facial twitches.
KabirGuess what
Levwat
Kabir; )
I love winky faces
( ;
Levfuck you
fuck off
die in a fire
KabirHey you
Levdie in several fires
KabirWhy so hostile
Levyou know why
KabirNo
Levyou ~know
KabirI dont
Or maybe I do? ; )
Bro
Levdude
KabirThis is just something our friendship will have to get over
You hate winky faces
I am a winky face
If we surmount this shit, there is nothing we can't do
Feel me?
So come on
Accept it
; )
Levdon't talk to me
Kabir; )\--<
Will it help if I dance
; )/--<
See look
it's the wink dance
it's endearing
; )|--<
LevI hope someone cums in your winking eye
KabirBro
Come on
Dont be so hateful
Of my charming facial twitches
Levmore like facial penises