Levhe's going to be very sad, then
because no one will give a shit
here here
Lev; )
that's a tear of happiness
not a winky face
oh thank GOD
Levcause winky faces are for awful people
I was already deleting you from my contacts list
LevI wouldn't have it any other way
I'm glad we're on the same page about this
LevI don't think we could be friends if we weren't
it's just one of those things
like your views on murder, or racism, or genocide
defines who you ~are
KabirI have fallen in love with this man's beard
I am certain he hides extra pairs of shame-deflecting testicles beneath
:/
you're killing my buzz, man
LevYOU CAN'T TOUCH ME RENN
if me and MC Hammer joined hands in a circle around you
you would be trapped
forever
guys
I just realized
that all the men in my life in bulgaria
have the same names as vampires on american TV shows
my life is so sexy and exotic
I will not be known as the ruiner of things
KabirIt...
it happened
You renn'd it
noooooooooooo
LevNo, Renn britta'd it
to renn something is to engage in sexual congress, for money, with several (more than two) clowns
KabirI didnt know your hobby had a name, lev
Levit ain't my hobby
it my job
I make money off dem hoes
"What do your prostitutes do?"
"Oh, anything from a handjob to renn'ing"
Levwe are bad people
the worst kind of people
well, not bad people
just ever so slightly retarded
Levslightly?
well, we didn't go full retard, I think
that's like
wet ant territory
LevSo apparently
On the penn crest
That's a dolphin
I always thought it was a salmon
hahahhah
why
what exactly does a salmon represent
like... your school is rich in omega-3 fatty acids?
Levthat would be a fucking awesome slogan
University of Pennsylvania: Rich in Omega-3 Fatty Acids
come at us
we swim upstream yo
I'm not even acknowledge that with a response
LevYou not even?
You even
You best even
don't make me even
LevOh I do even make
it's making you even
LevI'm glad we even
we didn't even
you even
LevI all even
you can't even
Levyes, I mean, I understand that you felt as though she did not like you
but I assume even women have underlying reasons for their feelings
like, I don't know, you pissed in her cheerios or something
oh, you mean why I think she wouldn't like me?
I don't know
I'm just such an awesome, wholesome, handsome person
LevI would have gone for 'lonesome'
kabir does really hate lions
wasn't your life dream to punch one in its fat face?
KabirYes
Then I want it to get really angry and try and attack
So I can punch it again
It'll be all like
"Rowr, that hurt"
and I'll say
"Fuck you lion. Take it like a lion."
wait, when kabir was in lev's bathroom, were you there?
Asadno, but I wished I was
Kabir...
Asadwell, not in the bathroom
but somewhere
nearby
Levthat's the creepiest thing you've ever said
Kabir"yeah, I heard you guys had fun and I wish I could be there, looking through the window"
LevKabir
are
...are we bullies?
I think we're bullies
Kabirhow
no
I used to be a bully
Levlook
Kabirthis isnt it
Lev...look in the mirror brah
Kabiri am
Levlook harder
KabirI'm never not looking at a mirror
KabirSo, crude oil is burning on the West Coast
Chevron:
"Whoooooops"
Lev"Oh shit, did I spill that?"
AsadStop ejaculating your black sperm on the west coast maaaang
LevThe Black Sperm would make a good pirate ship name
Levfucking hell, is racewalking actually a sport?
KabirIt's really hard
A guatemalan won the first gold for his country in it
And it is absurdly tough
LevI can imagine it's hard
it must take a lot of effort to look ~that stupid doing something
KabirYou need to have god hips
AsadShakira would be awesome at it
LevShe wins a gold medal in the giving me a boner competition, though
runner up
Asad's mom
Kabir: /
Asadfuck you
Kabirit is a book
that will teach me things
Lev"A dummy's guide to tantric masturbation"
Asadhahahahha
or how to get an erection :P
KabirIt's organic chem
And I dont need no guide to get an erection, foo'
I snapped a photo of your mom.
Levoh shieeeeeeeeet
KabirOOOOOHHH SNAAAPS
LevBEST GET ICE FOR DAT BURN, BOY
KabirGET THAT OINTMENT, SON--'FORE THIS SHIT GOES SECOND DEGREE
LevBEST MAKE AN APPOINTMENT AT A TANNING SALON CUZ HE JUST BEAT YO ASS WHITE