trademark.
Kabirin adventure time
all the characters have emoticon faces
except for jake the dog
Levcontain your boner, Kabir
I SAID CONTAIN IT
KabirStop trying to appropriate renn's/my phrase
we have it trademarked
panties.
and buy some panties
Levwait, what?
to later throw at him
LevI'll try to get Emily to throw hers
but I want him to have a pair from me
buy a pair and write my name and my number on them
LevWhy would I do that?
I'd just write ~my name and number
because I shall seduce him from a distance
why would he have you
he's been with an amrenian
LevRenn, it would take you six months to seduce your way out of a paper bag
moms unite.
Lev"everyone flag this video for sexual nudity! Let's get this removed from YouTube!!! MOMS UNITE!"
the worst youtube comment
nothing good has ever come from the words "moms unite"
mariott.
Levif you guys end up at the Mariott, you might as well go to the afterparties as well
since you won't have to worry about spending THREE FUCKING HOURS TRAVELING TO THE ASSCRACK OF HELL
friends.
Levis she Bulgarian?
no
australian
Levthat makes sense
she's smiling
and ostensibly has friends
what are you trying to say there, lev
I HAVE FRIENDS
I HAVE DOZENS OF FRIENDS
BAKER'S DOZENS!
... they come in thirteens
Kabirdonuts arent friends
;(
Kabirthey are donuts
exciting news.
Levguys
guys I've got news
c'mon guys
you want to hear this
it's important
listen up
ok?
I
this is exciting
I have found
you're not going to believe it
I still have not come to terms with it
I have found people
that are worse at puns
than Asad
I know, right?
boggles the mind
electricity.
LevI am rubbish at electrical engineering and I need to learn how to deal with circuits and whatnot
and you think british guys are going to teach you how to do that?
Levwhy not?
they're electric in their wit
if you can feel that
then it's not circuiting too well
I...
I don't know enough about electricity to make a better joke than that
untitled
train wreck part threux.
Levoh shit
well, you took one sentiment from her, Kabir
and I will take that pun
KabirIt took a renn to help you come up with that pun?
Come on now
:(
train wreck part deux.
KabirThen a man dressed as a train bursts from the curtains
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
punches each child in the face
and runs off
LevOprah is the conductor
KabirLarry King is the train
LevThat guy with cerebral palsy that was supposed to get a show from Oprah is the man dressed as a train
mind you, I'm not saying instead of Larry King
Larry King is the actual train
should I be stopping ~this?
Kabirjoin us renn
jooooin
uuuuus
Levjooooin
uuuuus
I really lost the train of thought
... get it?
train wreck.
Levsomeone should have stopped me 15 lines ago
that never works
you just never listen
when we beg
Levyeah
I ~like the begging though
KabirPersonally, I like to watch a train wreck
Levoh ho ho
salad.
did I ever show you that video of that guy making a salad?
KabirHoly shit
LevIs he smiling at it?
Because you can't not smile at salad
KabirThat's such an awesome sentiment. Usin' it
Levwhat sentiment
the ant in the water?
Kabirnevermind
You will see
Lev"Did I ever show you that video of a guy making a salad?"
KabirYOU WILL SEE
booty.
Levyou ain't got no booty
wait, is that a compliment to a white girl?
you ain't got no booty/Yeah, it's cause you got a booty to do it
pick whichever one is more hurtful
ummm I honestly don't know anymore
like I know you're supposed to have one
like there's at least something going on in the rear
but not like an out of control situation
Lev"you ain't got no appropriately sized booty dat be considered attractive by socionormative standards, yo"
I hope that covers all the bases
The Obama administration has allowed for the indiscriminate
KabirThe Obama administration has allowed for the indiscriminate wetting of ants.“
The news subsequently causes
an indiscriminate wetting of pants
LevI would like to see a discriminate wetting of ants
"You get wet, and you get wet, you don’t get wet, fuck off, and you get wet, but not you”
a man with an eyedropper in the middle of an anthill
slowly getting covered by angry wet and dry ants
KabirI am glad that we take the time, sometimes
to go full retard
and explore all the exciting horizons of stupidity
drivers.
I'm really scared of driving long distances
I shouldn't be, since I'm so awesome at it
but I guess I'm just too damn cautious
Levyes
because we all know the best drivers are overly defensive
you have no right to judge me, pedestrian
Levhey
I am in the process of working towards getting the motivation to get a driver's permit