scientists recently discovered that rats love driving tiny cars, even when they don't get treats
when put in mazes adapted to tiny cars, the rats enjoyed just cruising around
LevI saw this!
very cute
there is a video
did you see the post or did you see a rat cruising around
Levi see a rat cruising around every day i look in the mirror
LevI messaged a lot of places
but most don't reply
boooo to them
don't they know what they're missing
Levthey dont
cause they never replied
tbf most of my sends are low effort
hi is this room still available
you want to write me up a lil bio to send?
Hello, I'm Lev. I want to sleep in your house for 3-6 months please. I like British panel shows and kites. I dislike drowning and when people overpronounce foreign words. Will you let me be your roommate? I won't clean but I will expand your friend circle by at least two people and I will order takeout for you on weekends.
Levthat's
surprisingly great
Wow don't be so surprised
Levi am flabbergasted
i am bambwowzled
nghhhh I'm so lazyyy
why do I have to go to the office
Levyou dont
literally this could have been a remote role
but they gave me that sweet sweet extra cash
Levto live in rome
not go to the office
I have to go occasionally
I made lunch plans
Levyou work at the world food programme
all your plans are lunch plans
Levmy cousin and i are watching love island
its
its a thing
Tell me more
Levits like low grade love is blind i guess
but without the blind
The blind is the whole point
Without it it's just some people in a place
Levyeah its that
but theyre in swimsuits all the time
maybe as a present you can take her away from america
give her a seat on a lifeboat away from the titanic
Levyeah, and put her right on the lusitania
look at all these ship references we can make now
because we're shipwreck experts
Lev2
we can make 2
there's also the one you sent me yesterday
ouderkerk mandal
Levwow was that even close
you knew which one I meant didn't you
Levbarely
there is also the indianapolis one
Levwhere everyone got eated by sharks
and theres the one that sunk during the raft wars
rip
rest in pool
Levmaybe I'm the garbage person
ok I'm not interested in this pity party you're throwing
we already have a thing at 7
Levthis guy was in it
who has the most punchable face i have ever seen
and was also garbage at acting
I have no opinion on this guy
he was in chernobyl i think
Levi think he died in it
which made it ok
no he was killing animals with the armenian guy
which makes it less ok than it already was
Levhes there to shoot dogs and get punched in the face
and hes all out of dogs
have you ever daydreamed what you would do if I died
Levyup
and then i daydream about what tattoo i would get to commemorate you
what's the tattoo
Levused to be dragonflies
now its probably a pommegrenate
I hope you're not planning on spelling it in the tattoo
Levpompgritan
a pomegranate is a sweet idea tho
but i love that in your fantasy about me dying
it's still about how to make yourself cooler
Levone last service to me
as you pass into tartarus
you can get a pomegranate tattoo in my honour while I'm still alive
Levnah
what if you end up being like daenerys
won't kill you to have a little faith in me
Levi dont see you getting a tattoo of a shrimp in a chair
you better start working on your jetlag now
I will not tolerate the bullshit from last time
Levthis is me working on it
don't try to make it look like it's intentional
Levalso excuuuuuuse me
i dont see you flying intercontinentally to see me
fair enough
I'll let you gallop away on your high horse
Levthose aint hoofbeats what youre hearing is me clapping the cheeks of lady victory
Leva lack of me cooking tho
not a problem
it was never a requirement
a lack of you taking out the trash
definitely a problem
Levi took it out
while you were gone
it was horrible
thats why i didnt pick you up at the airport
can't you both take out the trash and pick me up at the airport
i feel like that isn't too much to ask
Levyou want me to both take out and pick up the trash?
girl thats too much trash
Levthe unwashed mobs will reclaim whats theirs
soon enough
I think
that I am immune
I do work for a humanitarian organisation
Levyou mean the structures that do just enough to patch up our systemic flaws such that the entrenched methods of power can say the problems are being solved while nothing changes?
thats not my actual view but im sure itll be on a banner at some point while they march on wfp
I don't know man I just work here
Levsir this is the wendy's food program
yes can I have a wendy's
Levone wendy coming right up
would you like that with a side of wendy
only if it's wendy-free
Levno wendies were used in the making of this wendy
Levthey just reamed out the restaurant staff
went like over the top indian karen
why
Levhair in the food
and slow service
i think the hair was mine tho
hahaha
did you tell them this
Levnot yet
they just pulled a you dont know who we are card
oh shiiiit
who are they
Levi dont know
Lev2%
so if i stop responding
yes yes I know
it's because no one loves me
Levits cause i got the terrible shits
oh
oh
Levye that one
Levcmon man you gotta do therapy
or at least talk to a diff kind of professional
like i tell my uber driver all my problems cause when im done and get out they zoom away with all my baggage
you forgot your suitcase in the car
now you look like an idiot at the airport
Levor
do i look sleek and savvy cause im traveling light
I don't know
sounds like Samvel will be playing with your oculus tonight
Levdid you pick an armenian name on purpose?
yes
anything else seemed racist
Levyou sure dodged that label
Kabiryou gotta commit renn
we die in central america
only by jaguar
Kabiror by motorbike
more likely of the two
thats so 2011
Kabirboi that was 2019
y'all had to go home
And leave me to win epic kicking competitions on TV in bangkok
we let you spread your wings and fly free
and fly you did
but.. with kicks