women like to choose the shampoo which insults them the most
"for broken, greasy, destroyed, fucked up hair which makes you look ugly as shit"
it's for me
Asad👍
thanks
AsadHahaha that was by accident
Kabirhuh weird that's true tho
I guess "because if it can even fix fucked up fugly hair, it can also fix my hair" is the thought
I wonder what the response would be if you stick an ONLY at the end
For people with greasy, fucked up hair that makes you ugly as shit. You’ve also gained weight and you will forever be lONLeY.
AsadYour hair isn't that greasy
I wonder how long it takes to send you guys a care package
a crumble can last for about a week or so
KabirThat would be a very cute package
That said there's a place nearby called Pie Dreams
They do strawberry rhubarb but also savory pies like Cheeseburger
if their rhubarb strawberry pie is better than my crumble I will not be okay
all the girls that are half russian are literally so pretty
nice to know that if I have a daughter she'll be hot
maybe it just skips a generation
AsadThe other half needs to add something as well 😛
I'm thinking black
blyack
Levall kids are mixed race kids if you're racist enough
Levlady why you awake
Can't a lady wake up in a cold sweat from a cheeky nightmare
Levwhat part of erasmus does that leave
I don't know
the leaving your dirty pans in the sink over christmas break?
Levhaving your roommate wash his hair in your pan?
lol I forgot about that
I wonder whose pan he's washing his hair in now
Levthe man graduated with am ivy league degree
the minimum we can hope for is that he can afford his own pan now
here's to you, pan-washer
Levi dont remember his name
probs nguyen
isn't that a last name
Levi didnt talk to him enough to remember a first name
too bad he wasn't a girl
so we could call him Panmela
I guess we'll have to call him Peter Pan
Levoh yeah
thats better than Pantrick
hahahaha
Pandrew
LevPanthony
I can't wait for Oliver to be out of our lives
Everyone who ever loved him was wrong
LevI wonder if this man knows
just how many hate him
I hope there's someone in his life to remind him daily
I hope he feels bad about it
And calls me for support
So that I don't pick up
we're not discussing that now because I am willing it into existence
Levwill as hard as you can
I am now pretty pessimistic
:/
Levturn that frown upside down
: /
: \
Levwhen's your housewarming party
I haven't decided yet
vladi is coming on the 23rd
i might wait until then so she can join
Levbut then your house will be cold for like 2 weeks
it likely won't have internet for the first week either
and is it really a house without it
Levits a housen't
CarlOnly cute dogs can stop me
Why she look away
she wants to protect her privacy
smart dog
CarlShe is smort. She don't fall for no trucks
what about semi-trucks
does she only kinda fall for those
she said some really nice things
that made me feel guilty that I didn't work harder
so that they could be true
Levwhat did she say
that I was a pleasure to work with
that I always so accommodating to their last minute requests
that I made the website what it is
sweet stuff
mostly incorrect tho
Levsimpia is the putin of the collective service
she has no idea whats going on
but everyone tells her its going well
I guess I'm one of her busted tanks
Lev* disabled tank sounds *
awwww
how did you manage to make me feel bad for the russian tank
Levcause its disabled
and like old people
there is an innocence to them
even though you know they've def fucked when they were younger
let's take down jeff bezos' oppressive regime together
CarlI'm sleepy
nooo comrade, we will sleep when the power is brought back to the proletariat
CarlThe dream is done renn. The capitalists have taken the tennis courts. All we have is the corners and the mixed tapes.
oh no amazon has broken your spirit
was it worth it carl
to sell your soul for those benjamins
what are you spending all that money on anyways
CarlSpirit? What spirit? There was no Carl before this. Bozos for Bezos.
hahahah oh man is that your team's monday morning chant
CarlThe whole thing goes
"Bozos for Bezos
We believe in the man
May corporate souls save us
We do what we can
All hail to spreadsheets
And Meetings and teams
All hail to Bezos
And goodbye to dreams"
Levnadir likes to say I am a sore winner
would you agree?
I wouldn't know
you barely win anything whenever I'm around
Levi'll likely go to an american eagle shop
gesture down and be like
this again please
you're reinventing yourself
you can say
this again, but better
Levi want to peek out of my comfort zone
not get yeeted by a trebuchet out of it
it's jeans
not a hawaiian shirt
Levi used to wear a hawaiian shirt
in school
ok
it's jeans
not a gimp suit
Levi used to wear a gimp suit
in gimp school
what's on the agenda today
Leva hike maybe?
oh fun
Levbut its cold
what if my stomach hurts
I'll kill myself
I'd kill myself
that one was probably for my brother
who was obsessed with ww2 at the time
Levit did seem vladi inspired
I remember I read him my admission essay for penn
and after he listened to the whole thing
he asked me why I didn't mention ww2
Levhahahaha
classic
it's unfair how much funnier he is than me
Levhim proof reading the essay for you
being like
"right here after you describe how you overcame adversitiy"
"you can mention that the Garand uses 7.62mm rounds
and that allied shipping was estimated at 5.2 million tonnes"