reference.
Asadsounds delic
KabirI think I just vomited a rainbow
Asadi think i just vomited at that reference
edit.
LevI just assumed you were going back into the convo archives
whilst softly weeping and eating a cinnabun
did you just purposefully edit your text
so it could say whilst instead of while
Kabirmeanwhile, a montage of Lev's conversations.
"We can do it togayther"
"Whatabup?"
"why are your so perverderder"
"Uh, ah, uhm, erm"
*warble*
pray harder
Levman, I keep getting my ass kicked in Age of Mythology
this is troubling
Kabirpray harder
get it?
in asian speak, 'play harder'
but also in normal speak
pray harder
because youre playing as gods
and...
yeah
premium (part deux).
Levso how's that spotify premium working out for you?
it's great
at least it would have been if I had it
Levprecisely
suckah
I hate you
with such a passion
LevWhat's that? I can't hear you over the deafening sound of no ads playing while I listen to my spotify playlist on a mobile device.
'murrica.
KabirHEY YOU
THIS IS AMERICA
HOME OF THE BRAVE
'murrica
LevLAND OF THE HOME AND BRAVE OF THE FREE
GIT THE FUCK OUTTA HER FURR'NER
busking.
KabirMeh, in any case, it's an experience
Can tell my grandkids,
"Yeah, your old grandpa once went out on the streets and played music for all the fine folk passin' through."
"Nothing like plying strings and chasin notes to tell you the value of the almighty dollar, son."
Lev"Once I earned enough money, I could finally afford that surgery to turn me into a black man from the 30s, and that, son, is why I talk like this"
asad-o-meter
AsadI do not approve of my name being used as a unit of gayness
that is unacceptable
Kabiryou just belted out 2.4 Asads
Asadi dont like you
KabirWhat! Don't blame me, blame this Asad-o-meter
LevI think you mean 2.4 centiAsads
nothing can surpass 1 Asad
without going into critical gayness
clown obssession.
agh, I'm so stupid
all this time I've been thinking that you have a fat obssession
when it's actually been a clown fetish
Levhey, clown whore, pot, kettle, black
I'm not a clown whore in the sense that I whore myself out to clowns
it's that I whore myself out to everybody else
and they become clown afterwards
because some of my makeup transfers onto them
Levit's why we make such a great team
you make 'em, I rake 'em
parent-compatible persona.
KabirI need your moral support to maintain a parent-compatible persona
One that doesn't curse
"This Rock Shrimp is fucking fantastic, guys."
"Yo, the yellowtail is a goddamned beauty!"
"Hey, the fucking is fucking fucking, right?"
financial aid.
LevI just got my finanical aid paper
and it says "Expected contribution from parents: big number"
"Expected contribution from student: 10"
10 dollars
I feel a bit insulted
or patronized
it is quite condescending of them
LevI wonder what the 10 dollars is for?
Yeah, his parents can cover everything else, but this motherfucker is going to pay for his doorknob
remember.
Kabirgood night
remember, lev is fat
I never do
Kabirso fat in the face
it's why nobody loves him
just the face, though
but it's enough
stroke.
it's time to stop giving it out so easily
Levor is it time to stop not giving it out too easily enough
are you.. having a stroke?
Levalways
several dumpsters.
LevYou mean I can't buy a hotel with a nickel?
you... don't wanna do that
unless you want to end up in several dumpsters
selling tricks.
Levdamn, I want to jetpack to work
how would that even work without torching your ass
Levheat resistant leather chaps?
sure, that can work
and it's cost-effective
it would only cost your dignity
Levand you know I sold that away long ago
so I'm pretty much getting it for free
unlike my clients
ba dum tsss
bitch, I ~know you haven't been selling tricks while I'm gone
premium.
ugh, there goes spotify asking me to get premium again
I wanted to pay the money, they don't accept my stupid bulgarian card
and every time I hear one of those adds
for the premium
it just sounds like they're judging me
"so, you've been enjoying spotify for free"
"don't you wanna upgrade to premium?"
get off my back, spotify, I'm trying!