pregnant.

13 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

can't you get some kids of your own?

oh, wait, you can't

you need to have sex for that

Levthat does not work so well when I have had sex

and the person I had sex with is.pregnant

i know things.

13 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Levback to philly

i was just in virginia

how was virginia

I KNEW THAT

you think I don't know things

I know them

I know them all

forum.

13 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

I've only ever been a member of one forum in my life

the CSI discussion forum

LevOh

My

God

yup

for 2 years I think

with what I assume were soccer moms

LevThat is...

I ju....

Toomgood, just too good

adjust resolution.

13 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Levcaught a fish this big |----------------------------------------|

adjust your resolution until that is an impressive size

whoa, that's like... the size of a pencil sharpener

you should ration it for the next four weeks

LevI said adjust your resolution woman!

wolf pack.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

KabirAnother one was a lone wolf like me

Levoh jesus christ

KabirBut at the end of the day

We formed a pack

LevI physically retched

KabirA wolf pack

LevI...stop

Kabirof laughter

LevI hate you

vagine.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Levdo you know where you'd be living if you stayed here?

Kabirno

i'll have to craigslist it

Asadin your vagine

Levso you don't have anywhere to live here, either?

how are you the most disorganized fucker?

Asadvagineeeeeeeeeeee

unpullable.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

KabirWomen can be bros, fool

your face is a fool

Kabiryour mom is a fool

for having birthed your face

which is itself also a fool

because foolishness is hereditary

... wow.

that's... way out of line, kabir

don't offend my mother like that

KabirNo it's not.

My leg is unpullable, Renn

goddamnit

toilet.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

KabirIt's hilarious

I'm at a point in the game where you enter virtual reality

and the enemy hacker is fucking with my avatar

so he turned me into a toilet

time of the month.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Asadyou've been so abusive lately Asad

Levthat time of the month?

for your vajean?

AsadYou're the second person who's asked me that today

the usu.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Asadgymm

reading

relaxing with my boyses

and girlses

the usu

Levusu?

Asadusual

:P

LevI hate you so much

the emasculation gambit.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Kabiryes maam

see what I did there

I subtly hinted

that you were not of the male gender

I call it

'The Emasculation Gambit'

that's you.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

KabirYou sad, sad man

MY PARENTS DONT LOVE ME

SO I WILL GO HAVE SEX

THAT MEANS I'M LOVED RIGHT?

RIGHT?

....right?

;_;

that's you

shitty meat.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

KabirYou know what's open at this hour?

7-11

they have shitty meat

it's the type of meat that doesnt exist

Levfrogro and septa?

KabirI will shit in your mouth

schnitzel.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

Actually german sounds like a very friendly language

ISS DEIN SCHNITZEL, SONST KRIEGST DU KEINEN NACHTISCH

Levyou will do no such thing to my schnitzel

reality show.

12 Jun 2012 · via tumblr

by the way, did you see that mars one project?

sounds so interesting

they're making it like a big brother type thing

but IN SPACE

that's my kind of reality show

also, cupcake wars