this is tricky
cause you really can't include any photos or graphs or anything
those pesky NDAs
Levmeh
also i cant be fucked to do it
im mostly gonna be talking quickly
yeah I don't think they care about how it looks
in fact, the worse it looks, the better you are likely to be at coding
everyone knows most coders don't bother making things pretty
Levthats slander
im pretty sure
am I wrong?
you gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong?
you used a serif font for a digital product, dawg
grow up
Quick
List three things that you'd lol at that haven't happened yet
Levlosing my shoes because they're heelies and they rolled down the hill
Hahahaha
Levone of my coworkers is named giacomo and I always yell "yeah c'mon, giacomon" and chuckle every time
Hahahahaha
Ok am I drunk or are all of these hilarious
Levno I'm on fire
Levis this low hanging fruit on purpose
I'm not sire
I'm three cocktails in
Levhow many cocktails are you going up to
This is gonna be the last one
I have breakup meetings tomorrow
Levon the same day you fly?
busy day
whens the breakup
At noon
Just before I run to the airport
Quick breakup before my flight
LevI'm not in the european union
which is different
and also would still not be even in zurich
but at least you'll geographically be in the middle of it
LevI would be in it
but only very technically
in the same way that a big poop is inside you
very tautological
Levnope
you uh
you did not get it this time
good try tho
welp
I tried
every time I use any word with more than 2 syllables
it's a dice roll
Levat least you used the word syllable right
CarlLol at least I learned one thing from that drake course
did you take a course on the rapper drake
Drake the type of dude to eat a fish in one bite and then pull the skeleton out of his mouth while holding onto the tail
CarlI don't know what to do with this information. But I would buy a ticket to that concert
you've been brainwashed by your drake course
CarlGood morning. Would you like to hear about our Lord and savior drake the fish king
how is he the fish king if he eats the fish
CarlA reading from the book of Salmon 3:4
"And there will come a sign unto the world. A man, 6" with hair of black will step onto the stage. And you will know it is he who is the lord of the fish and inheritor of the kingdom of lakes and what not. For he will taketh the fish and consume it whole, holding but the tail. When you seeth the whites of the fishes bones you will see your salvation"
Levwhen are you meeting naz
i would be terrified of doing what you're doing
what if you meet them
and then you're bored
What if I make plans to meet them
And on the way I get kidnapped
Then they would think I stood them up
And be really upset with me
And also I'd be kidnapped
Levmy passport wouldnt work at the automatic gates
i think i have a "sus af" mark somewhere on my uk files
not the files
just the face
but it's enough
Levi was even wearing a mask
even tho i was pretty much the only one
uk is post covid now
in their hearts if not their hospitals
did they just decide to will the virus out of existence
Levtheyre pretty good at decolonizing stuff i guess
and then not minding how it goes
they have decolonized covid times
hello friends, we still on for jackbox in a couple of hours?
Carl🦐
shrimp once for yes
shrimp twice for double yes
shrimp thrice for Shrimp King
Levyou are implying japan is not brimming with alpha males
is it because they are all sigma
which one was the sigma male
Levlike a lone wolf type
did you know how the whole alpha male thing started
Levhow
there was this one study 30 years ago about hierarchies in wolves
but it was completely discredited because it studied wolves in captivity
and actual wolves don't have those social structures
so this whole thing is based on nothing
also we are not wolves
Levyou are not a wolf
I am two wolves
Levi am one of those longwolves
inside of you are two wolves
you are arrested for bestiality
Kabirthe shrimp wasn't even hidden that time
a true expression of trust
you know it
I know you won't mistreat my shript
and so I wear it on my sleeve
also how did I fuck up the spelling of shrimp so badly
Kabirya spelling got straight shript, homie
s h r i p t
KabirSH🪦RIP🪦T
when my brother was about 11 or 12
my mom got a fancy new pan
and then told us she had a nightmare that she scratched it
the next day, my brother sent her a video of himself holding a knife
and taking the pan out of the cupboard
we still talk about that video
Levyour brother is savage
why is everyone in my family so funny
Levhmm
yes
everyone
I like to think as myself as the exception that proves the rule
Levwhat kind of shit would you like yelled at you from the street while you are quarantining
that everything will be okay
Levlies it is
Levyour brother should grow a chin beard
he would look like lenin
but he would never go to mcdonalds 😕
Levlenin or your brother
my brother
lenin would like that the mcdonalds is the great equalizer
because both rich and poor enjoy it
Levyou think lenin would go to the spiritual symbol of american capitalism?
ehhhh symbol shmymbol
them fries will make anyone forget their proletarian dreams
I will also have to go by uk time more or less because my bosses are in london and budapest
Levthat leaves kabir to be broken in
cause work hours are like 1pm to 9pm for pst
i been falling asleep by 9pm
hopefully we can all synchronise
Levat the very least our periods
yes lev our periods
I pretty much gave that joke to you
Levyou give me low fruit you get low humor
maybe if you want a home run pitch a strike yeah?
if I want a home run I will go talk to my funnier friends
Levtell me when you've met some
it is a womens bathroom
do you not see a women in that bathroom
..dont answer that
Levno
I told you not to answer
Levcant tell me what to do
I'm not telling you what to do
I'm telling you what not to do
Levwhich is telling me what to do but with one exclusion
boi there are soo many things I tell you not to do
Levyou tell me to not do so many things which narrows the list of things i can do to one
so youre telling me to do that thing
yeah I am telling you to do one thing
to catch these hands
Levwhat does that even mean
you gonna punch me?
or are you passin your hands to me for safekeeping
I think it works for both punching and slapping
I would never leave my hands alone with you