Levget a decent computer yo
are you gays playing
I'll get it soon
And we will kill dinosaurs
Levyes
yes and then tame them
Do you get to ride them also
Or make them do tricks
Levyou do get to ride them and make them do tricks
like kill other people
Meanwhile, on my laptop
I get a four-minute freeze because I zoomed in on Google Maps too fast
LevYou look like the humpback of notrelame
the disadvantage of us videochatting
besides me having to look at your face
is that I can't get extracts for puntimes
I could transcribe something
but that might be too gay even for me
LevI dunno
Youre pretty gay
I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body
Levpilot her like she's a transformer
I've been doing that for 28 years
trying to fold myself into a mazda
although maybe a trash can is much more on-brand for me
Levso what we're going to do is manually create a quiplash episode
and see what requests it's making
and then we can make those same requests
but wait
is there a website version of quiplash
I thought it was installed and running locally
Levyes, but when you play it you go to jackbox.tv
and interact with it from there
so we're lucky
and they do the same for allowing you to create episodes
if they'd made you do it from inside their program itself we would have to do a lot more work and use a packet sniffer like wireshark to try and see what packets they're sending
and to where
heheh
packet sniffer
Levrenn we're doing serious work here get it together
you can send me a review of this when you play a bit
LevI'm going to have to wait until I can play it coop with my dad
ok so he can give me his
when we are in the shower
LevIt's shower with your dad
Not a dad
a but I was trying to imply that I'm sleeping with your dad
...and then showering with him
LevYah I got that
Was trying to swerve the implication away from that unfavorable image
yes I knew you were doing that
so I spelled it out for you
so there would be no escape
LevJust like the showers with my dad :(
LevYou have a problem renn
You're paying too much on your mortgage, call now to refinance to save up to 15%
Hello can I please talk to the mortgage man please
LevThis is the mortgage man it says here in my records that you don't own a house why the fuck are you calling
I heard you can give me 15% of free money finance
LevThat's not how refinancing works you financially illiterate pleb, i can see now why you can't afford a house
ples give free money
i need
LevOk I can send 3 dollars
I had the best moussaka I've ever had
LevWas it made by your fancy greek friends?
ya
oh my god lev it was so good
and the people were indeed fancy
occasionally I felt like I was also maybe fancy by proxy
but then I remembered that less than 24 hours ago I was trying to throw up bag wine
Tinder makes me feel gross
Everything about it is unnatural and uncomfortable for me
I'd rather go to the bus stop down the street and just chat someone up
Levthe bus
We'd be very happy together
He'd satisfy my constant need to travel
LevAnd can actually handle you being on top
Structurally
Eh, we'll have to see
LevThey don't build them like they used to
LevI do have a thing for driers
they are sexy beasts
LevThose spinny hot air sluts
oh
in my head, the dryer has a masculine energy
Lev1. Dudes can be sluts too
2. A drier is literally a cavernous opening you insert things into
1. dudes have holes too
2. there's plenty of women in real life who are enjoying dryers
LevTouché
...
Yeah I don't have a solid comeback
Point conceded
I'm gay for driers
Just take me to one rooftop party
And I'll take it from there
Levthere are no rooftop parties :c
it's a garbage place
Ummm what about basement parties
Levwhat's popular is "lets have a bbq at the bbq installation in my housing complex"
I like it
That's just a rooftop party on the ground
We will do a roadtrip, promise
You and me
Hopefully someone who can drive
South of Spain
Levit's not quite the same when you have to hire a chauffeur
takes the rough and tumble aspect out of it a bit
Ok then
I will drive
Levthat's too much rough and tumble
and then you're flying in from LA I imagine
LevSeattle
You think you know me birch?
Nooo Seattle booo
LevI'm not sure its Seattle's fault
I don't know
Seattle is dodgy
LevYeh
All that rain and...seafood
And what is that space Needle for?
They want to get all them aliens
LevAnd what's up with them being so close to Canada and not being Canadians?
What are they playing at
LevThat sounds awful
Sour patch kid scones?
Well I won't eat them together
Today is scone day
Tomorrow
Who knows
LevSometimes I envy your life
Today it's pity tho
LevI've been going to the same ramen shop for three years cause the waiter said I had nice hair
They got you good
LevThey got me real good
We got real good ramen here
But I cannot guarantee our waiters will compliment you on your hair
They have eyes
Oh, are you on the plane already?
LevYep
Ok go fly like a bird in the sky
LevId rather the plane cover that bit
Hahaha
LevI'll do it like a freshly eaten worm
In economy minus stomach seating
It's just a fancy name for the rectum