The sad part is that it's gonna get increasingly difficult to sneak it in the clips I send you
LevI look forward to the attempts
Good
There will be many
You will beg me to stop
But I won't
I'll never stop
You can't escape my friendly videos
LevLike a personal Mr Rogers
But with ominous positivity
You will be fine. You have no choice.
Happiness is coming.
It is inevitable.
Dude don't send me sour patch kids, they're expensive as fuck to send probaby
That's sweet though
Unlike the sour patch kids
Which are sour
LevIm not sending them
I needed your address for other reasons
Don't send me clown hookers
I may fall in love
LevIs that not a thing good
LevThere's so much traction my ass has fused to the bed
Even if you get the rest of me off
You will sleep on a hybrid bed of my ass cells
meh
I've slept on our shitty brothel couch in the loft
I'll just put a towel on
LevDamn
My plan is in ruins
Unless I fuse my ass with all the towels
you've chosen a weird superpower
LevIt's the only one you didn't have to work hard for
That was my original supedpower
Lack of motivation
"Lev-man, this gorilla is destroying the city!"
"I've been sitting on the edge of my bed in a towel for 45 minutes"
it would be at least the four of us, with hopefully one more
in which case we fit into a car
in which case we do a roadtrip
aka my dream
LevOh shit bro
I was imagining like 15 people
Convoys and shit
Starting a new town and waging war on the woman and children of our enemies
I literally have 8 friends
yeah but why would she kill her own mother tho
there must be some reason
Levmaybe she's Hitler
literal Hitler
Levclitoral Hitler
Levis that gremlins 2 again?
you have a problem
everything about gremlins 2 is the opposite of a problem
yeah I got that SWAG
s -
w -
a - anxiety
g -
Levit's
s - anxiety
w -
a -
g
Ah fuck that's actually better
Lev I hate you
It's so much funnier because you can use the a for anxiety but you still choose to put it on the s
That's so funny
Ok, back to suffering
I'm still not done with the three-body problem
Why you read so fast
You are out of my book club
Levgirl at this rate it's more like a page club
God, I'm so sick
Somebody pamper meeeee
Also my voice is fucked up so when I'm laughing at memes, it sounds like I'm wailing
LevYou finally sound like you look
It's good that my neighbor is moving out
The embarrassing things she overhears were starting to pile up
LevAll that deafening lack of sex
may I introduce you my three sons
tomward
tedward
and breadward
...suddenly calev and ryden seem downright banal
LevI dunno
ryden is still pretty fucking awful
that we can agree on
what is it even supposed to mean?
names usually mean things
Levit means "my mom's name is karen"
that's so true
Levmore like
karenn
twas a cruel fate
I asked the Devil for wit that could defeat the greatest karenn
little did I know
that I was she
LevWhat's he up to
he's married now :(
to a robotics engineer
Levno shit
is it me?
you motherfucker
LevHer company does very similar shit to mine
I bet I could get a job there
Eat her and wear her body as a suit
And replace her in his life
Their office is also nearby
When you finally get to make love to jgl
Savour every moment
And then love him as deeply as I would have
LevI will take it for granted
Since I love him not from my own heart
But out of spite for you
oh, actually that's even better
Cause you will still be wearing his wife's skin suit
You'll make him fall out of love with her/you
And that's when Renn will slide into his dms
Did you go in a scary house
LevI did not
bro you gotta
Levit's closed
The fuck is it closed for
Are the ghosts on holiday
LevIt's middle of summer
Least scary
LevGive me your opinion on these two names
Calev
Ryden
Ugh
How about Tedward
Or Billiam
LevYou are unhelpful
I need some context
Both of these names will make some child very miserable in middle school
But also both of them are perfect for the love interest in the next Barbie movie
Levone is clearly better tho
I like Calev
Because it's almost normal
But... not
Just
Like
TEDWARD
Why are you so mean to me
Is it because I called you out on your cuteness before
LevI need to project a gruff outer shell
Because I never emotionally matured
That’s where I come in
With endless affection
And no shame
LevPlease put your pants back on, this is a kindergarten
What are you doing in a kindergarten
Let’s both just leave
LevThis is where I take classes
Yeah, potty training is a tricky business
Need to take APs on that
LevMy teacher said I have a college pooping level
Chemical toilet accidents are not college pooping level
LevTell that to the sulfur burns on my ass
Your ass and I are not on speaking terms
what was the thing about using a specific unit as a measure of detachment from reality
ughhhh, it's gonna bug the hell outta me
YES THANK YOU
I love that theory
LevI can tell
because you preferring the new reddit theme
is completely detached from reality
oh god let it go
can't we differ in opinion from time to time
we agree with each other too much
it's not healthy
Levyeah you're right
noOOOooOOoOOo